Host: "How are you enjoying the party?"
Gordie: "Great. I was just talking to Derek"
"Ah, you met Derek. He's a good bloke."
"Yeah, and his mum's really nice, too."
"Don't go there."
"Just don't go there. It doesn't matter how big your dick is, or how thick. If you sleep with Derek's mum, you will wake up in a pool of blood, going Oh. My. God."
"Thanks for the advice..."