Monday, 29 September 2008

The Seven Ages of Gordie - #1


My Age:

What Happened:







How I Coped:

0

I was born, prematurely, into a place where a lot of people were trying to hurt my mother. Then my mother was sent away, and I was put into a box and looked after by people who communicated with me by pinching my feet.

Decided I had got off the wrong station,
and was probably from another planet.
Adopted policy of stubborn refusal.
Said 'NO' to everything.



2 comments:

MJ said...

Is today your birthday, by any chance?

Mel said...

Whether it is or not--it's a day worth singing over.

*singing*

Happy Happy Happy Birthday to YOU...lalalalala...

BTW...*ahemmmm*...I think you're telling my story.....