Monday, 29 September 2008

The Seven Ages of Gordie - #1

My Age:

What Happened:

How I Coped:


I was born, prematurely, into a place where a lot of people were trying to hurt my mother. Then my mother was sent away, and I was put into a box and looked after by people who communicated with me by pinching my feet.

Decided I had got off the wrong station,
and was probably from another planet.
Adopted policy of stubborn refusal.
Said 'NO' to everything.


MJ said...

Is today your birthday, by any chance?

Mel said...

Whether it is or not--it's a day worth singing over.


Happy Happy Happy Birthday to YOU...lalalalala...

BTW...*ahemmmm*...I think you're telling my story.....