"This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!"
Thanks to Ariel Waldman for this entertaining story from across the Atlantic, where the War on Terror has now become the War on Penis Enlargement. I look forward to a statement from John McCain very soon. Is he planning another surge? Does he have an exit strategy?
(In case you're wondering, the 'false claims' that manufacturers aren't allowed to make in the United States are any kind of claim that the products might, y'know, actually work. At all. Ever. Oh dear.)
US Food and Drug Adminstration Import Alert IA7801
Detention Without Physical Examination of Penis Enlargers and Erection Maintaining Rings
CHARGE: "The article is subject to refusal of admission pursuant to Section 801(a)(3) in that it appears to be a device, the labelof which fails to bear adequate directions for use [Misbranding, Section 502(f)(1)]."
PROBLEM: Inadequate directions for use
FOI: No purging is required
KEYWORDS: Erection Maintaining Devices, Penis Enlargers, Constrictive Rings, Supportive Devices
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