Sunday, 31 August 2008

Statistically Perfect but Sexually Confused

"Androgynous android, statistically perfect in physical appearance but confused about own sexuality, WLTM open-minded males, females and appliances for friendship, evenings out and no cables attached fun, possibly leading to LTR. Bristol, Bath, North East Somerset"

Advice from the Manufacturer

Each robot is individually hand-crafted and built to perform in a wide variety of applications, including entertainment, research, animation, and even consumer households. Over the years, we have mastered the art of bringing to life amazing characters by sculpting them into crowd drawing masterpieces. All HumanKind robots have the following capabilities:
  • Emulate over 62 facial and neck muscles
  • Embedded micro-cameras providing vision recognition
  • Utilizes the latest in A.I. software technology for face and speech recognition, eye tracking, and conversational operations
  • Capable of running in full autonomous or Robo-phone mode, meaning that you can turn off the A.I. to use the robot for local/remote pupeteering or even research
  • Portable and can run on up to 1/20 the power required for comparable products
  • Interface with standard computers (included with robot)
  • Can function in a variety of environments.

Well, you know what they say...
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!


I, like the view said...

I really like her t-shirt

I, like the view said...

(and your new word. . .)


I, like the view said...

oh, you've spoilt it now. . .


Gordie said...

Sorry; a boy has to think about his Google ranking. (Pet Boys has overtaken Fathorse Sex, btw)