(Apart from Catholic priests with halitosis, I mean...)
Broadway musicals have to be the least sexual musical genre ever invented, and yet gay men simply adore them... (rolls eyes)
So it was a real test of my commitment to equality and diversity that I sat through "Proposition 8: The Musical". And you know what? It's bloody funny.
What would Jesus do? Support gay marriage? Or give up shrimp cocktail? You'll have to watch the movie if you want to find out.