I WANT to get out of here.
I WANT to go to the moon or some other planet.
I WANT to find some unicorn DNA and then grow a bunch of them and teach them to impale Claire’s friends with their horns.
from Dave Eggers' excellent short story, Max at Sea, in this week's New Yorker magazine.
I think unicorn DNA is the best revenge fantasy I've heard for a while!
1 comment:
In Canada we only have fair-trade Sasquatch DNA...
we never had Unicorns but we do have Narwhals and they have a similar..
hey wait a minute, didn't the Vikings use their tooth to start the whole Unicorn thingamabob?
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