Teach Your Children Well

This picture was drawn by a little girl in Baltimore to explain what her mother did for a living and why she admired her.

Mummy works in a hardware store. Last week there was a big snowstorm, and lots of people came into the hardware store to buy shovels to shovel the snow off their driveways.

What do you mean, you thought she was a dancer in a strip club? Shame on you.

Snow forecast here for the weekend; buying in firewood and wine.

The Holidays Are Coming

"I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where they drink champagne
And it tastes just like Coca-Cola
C-o-l-a cola"

"The holidays are coming,
The holidays are coming,
Go into a bar and
Pick up a tranny..."

This holiday season, please
consume in moderation,
and enjoy responsibly.

Gordie Is Calling In Gay

I'm "calling in gay" today, because I support civil marriages for same-sex partnerships.

Not just because I want everyone to experience true love that lasts for ever. (That might take a little longer than equality.) I also believe in mortgages and tax and insurance, and saying who your next of kin is.

I also believe in freedom of religion, so I'm not asking anyone to stop condemning people to hell if that's where they truly belong. Just let's go down the Town Hall first, ok?