Friday, 13 November 2009

Killing Floor


Do not leave satsumas where you can tread on them.

They don't complain like kittens do, but, as they die, their juices soak into your stocking, and you feel as though your foot needs its nappy changing.

(Just sayin'...)


Vicus Scurra said...

It is because of vital information such as this that I dash over here every day.
How does the rest of the world cope?

C.J.Duffy said...

I really do wish that you wouldn't reveal my secrets. If I choose to wear stockings (basque as an extra) in the privacy of my own home, then that is entirely up to me. As for fruit, I never go near the damn stuff unless it is with a plastic bag around my head and a shoelace tied about my neck!