Showing posts with label sad bastard techies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sad bastard techies. Show all posts

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

My Queer Studies


I hope you'll excuse me for deviating from my normal standards of trivia and frippery to discuss something that matters to me.


Some of you know, and some of you don't, that I've been working on a PhD thesis, and a fine old mad-making piece of merriment it has proved to be.


I've been researching Lloyd's of London: how the insurance industry negotiates contracts, and the difficulties of designing an electronic environment to negotiate in, instead of doing everything face to face in this fine, shiny building on the corner of Lime Street.

Over the weekend I discovered an important concept that explains something what I've been trying to explain. To my surprise, the insight comes from Queer Studies; specifically, it comes from the insights we get once we stop thinking about nature and culture as fundamentally separate, and look at meeting the universe halfway: how we perform the world into existence by the ways we study it, interpret it, and try to change it.

So there you have it: the application of Queer Theory to the insurance industry. For example, performing New Orleans into existence, again, after Hurricane Katrina. (That seems to be a very slow project.)

I shouldn't allow myself to get distracted, but there's another chapter in the same anthology called 'An Unfinished Conversation About Glowing Green Bunnies'. I mean, that's got to be worth a read, hasn't it?

Friday, 11 July 2008

Microsoft Bug Fix KB951748

I'm not really managing to blog about the important things.

Quote from a friend: "Why don't you tell me what you're thinking or feeling? Why do you keep quoting song lyrics?" I know. It's a habit I picked up from my good buddy Armitage Shanks, on the Tokyo project. I hope I'm not turning into Nick Hornby.

Hastily scribbled in my note book... "Wedding. Baby. Wimbledon. Soft Spot. Raging Fever. Festival. Dukes of Norfolk (Hazzard?) Scratching. Terminal illness. Ally McBeal (Bygones), teenagers, MP3. Why is Nokia Content Copier bothering me?"

My computer has been behaving badly all week, and I've just discovered why. Microsoft released a security patch for Windows that stops my computer connecting to the Internet. Ooh, that makes me feel so safe! Not.

I restored a backup. And as soon as I connected to the web, it downloaded the patch again. Three times. Gah.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

How to Confuse an Idiot


I think this could actually be the funniest joke
I've ever been told by a German.

Sunday, 20 April 2008

I Hate (being) My Boss


I hate my boss.

Actually, let me put that more honestly. I am my boss. I hate being my own boss. I'm in charge. How ungrateful am I?

I just found a post on a discussion forum that puts it better than I could:

I'm more productive than I was a year ago, but there's kind of a blind spot that maybe other folks here don't have.

I've noticed the biggest bottleneck stopping me from efficiently accomplishing the tasks I've set up for myself is just my mood. I'll have a clear definition of what needs to be done, full confidence in where I'm going with things, and I'll sit down and just think "aw, damn, I feel like shit." Then I'll generally waste time until it's 1am and I need to sleep. This happens 1-2 nights a week.

How do you guys deal with emotional problems?

How do you avoid ruminating on things in your day that have pissed you off? This is my biggest issue.

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Perls of Wisdom

It was twenty years ago today ... Larry Wall released the first version of the Perl programming language. I know, I know, it's not very interesting. I'll try harder.